Thank you! 75 - "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. DONKEY: You can't do this to me, Shrek. I'm the gingerbread man! Farquaad pulls out a dagger and holds it to Fiona's throat. They arrive at the outskirts of a giant volcano and begin to make their way up. FIONA: Yes! He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. Donkey gasps and makes eye contact with Shrek. Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. I can change. -Oh, shut up. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. DONKEY: No, I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling like of lava! Yeah. I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! FIONA: Please. Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. Do I detect a hint of minty freshness? Princess, I've brought you a little something. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. SHREK: What? Please! The dragon leans forward and gazes at Donkey, revealing its long eyelashes and lipsticked mouth. Nothing would make--. DONKEY: I don't even wanna hear it. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. The Gingerbread Man has been mended somewhat and now has one leg and walks with a candy cane cane. That's just how it has to be. And all she ever do was like you, maybe even love you. Hey! VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. You rescued me! What you got against the whole world anyway, huh? I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. (Drops from the log. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. (setting down Donkey and Fiona) I'll take care of the dragon. by . FIONA: "By night one way, by day another." (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). Fiona tosses her bouquet which both Cinderella and Snow White try to catch. SHREK: Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? Um, good for me too. Come on! SHREK: No, that'll take longer. Time out, Shrek! Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. (turns). Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Good? A few minutes later, Shrek is rolling a large boulder away from the mouth of a cave. The Merry Man shoots an arrow at Fiona but she ducks out of the way. A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. Please! Ogres have layers! No! SHREK: They'll shave your liver. DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. DONKEY: I'm gonna die. She hangs limply while Shrek carries her and Donkey walks behind them. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be. What do I have to do get a little privacy? Guards! I mean, after all, you did rescue me. SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? Donkey turns his head back to raise his eyebrow, and then looks away again. SHREK: No, no! (walks off). That's another thing we have in common. Shrek! Donkey looks inside from a window, and then lays down by the front door. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? (laughs). He huffed and he puffed and hesigned an eviction notice. There is no such thing as a "Shrek script google doc." Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy film loosely based on the 1990 fairy tale picture book of the same name by William Steig. FARQUAAD: I will have order! DONKEY: All right, all right. FIONA: You did it! I'm an ogre! We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. The mention of this Lord Farquaad prompts Fiona to turn around in surprise. She begins backing up toward the windmill. He goes outside to investigate, and sees Donkey assembling a line of branches and small rocks. A clever amalgamation of wry adult comedy and bucolic, kid-friendly whimsy, it put a twist on the fairytale format with outrageous trope-smashing characters, a catchy soundtrack . I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. A single light shines in the window of the tallest tower. A mascot wearing a giant head resembling Farquaad stands at the end of the line. DONKEY: No. Nobody! Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. DONKEY: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. SHREK: Example? FARQUAAD: Oh! She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. I'm lookin' down! Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. Hmm? Well, guess what! Two! The sooner we get to Duloc the better. You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. Fiona, don't listen to him--. DWARF: Where are we supposed to put her? I was born outside. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. That's my personal tail. The bee, of course, flies anyway. DONKEY: (Jumping up and down) Oh! MIRROR: (chuckles nervously) So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. Does that sound good to you? I mean we really should get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even pen pals. Another man is shown walking down the hallway towards a set of doors. DONKEY: You want me to read you a bedtime story? Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. You're right. SHREK: Ah! Farquaad snaps his fingers and is lifted onto his horse by his guard. The Big Bad Wolf is laying in the bed. Shrek arrives back home. DONKEY: But Shrek, I-- I wanna go with you. Shrek grabs Donkey in one arm and then grabs Princess Fiona, who has wandered into the room, with the other arm as he runs past her. Shrek traces the constellation with his finger. SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. SHREK: Yeah, sorry, lady. Fiona is put off by this exchange. They judge me before they even know me. Ah! FARQUAAD: There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. -I'm not a puppet. Yes, that's it. Fiona is being fitted for her wedding dress. SHREK: Yeah, my swamp! I'm a real boy. Shrek and Donkey look around the square, which is deserted. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. Behind a broken wall, a giant eye opens to see an unaware Donkey. Fiona's mood changes and she sits up to abruptly face the sunset. DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. SHREK: Like that's ever gonna happen. Unsee by either of them, Fiona was peeking around the cave door, eavesdropping on the conversation. Shrek looks around, noticing a man holding up a cue card up to the crowd that reads "APPLAUSE". "Wanted. And there's that big awkward silence you know? (steps onto solid ground) Oh! FIONA: Donkey! She was talkin' aboutuhsomebody else. You know, I'd better go inside. All right then. Shrek script Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. (He spits milk into Farquaad's eye. Puss leaps onto the bed. Men with prompter cards hold up cards that says 'Revered Silence'. DONKEY: But that's it. DONKEY: Let me get this straight. You know, with you it's always "me, me, me!" I really don't think this is a good idea. DONKEY: Look, you love this woman, don't you? Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. The Big Bad Wolf and a wizard point at each other. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. This includes taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shrek runs for the cathedral doors but Donkey hurries to get in his way. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! Hapaya! She hurries over to him. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. It didn't come off no stone neither. It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. total of 15.5ish hours. Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. DONKEY: Hey. SHREK: No. SHREK: There it is, princess. then I ate some rotten berries. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. (Grabs Gorder, but he escapes and lands on his shoulder. Thunder strikes and crows circling the castle can be heard. And so on and so forth. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. They hear a trumpet fanfare from afar and head over to investigate. Oh, no! This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. The masked man is dunking what looks to be a small person into the glass of milk. Everybody loves cakes! The dragon is just about to eat Donkey when Shrek grabs ahold of its tail. Shrek grabs Fiona once again and takes off running towards the direction of the dragon's roar. FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. SHREK: (Picking up pieces of armor) The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. DONKEY: Shrek, wait, wait! Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his hand, talking to himself. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. Ha, ha! Stop it, both of you. Two! DONKEY: What's the matter with you? FARQUAAD: Brave knights! (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) Donkey runs over and pulls a lever that is attached to a box marked 'Information'. The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. A bright fire shines on the screen and Farquaad covers his eyes. DONKEY: Slow down. The audience goes wild. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. Donkey sheepishly smiles and Shrek sighs in annoyance. You and what army? She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Shrek and Donkey come out of the field just outside the Duloc parking lot. I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. The two slowly lean towards each other. Hang on now. Uh, remember when you said that ogres have layers? All right, ogre. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt, but you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten? You're-- You're--. More dwarves run inside the house and shut the door behind them. He sighs and walks off. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! Baixe o arquivo ScriptShrek.js , ou copie oque est dentro do ScriptShrek.js. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! SHREK Oh, come on! GUARD: All right. Your future awaits you. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really Shrek interrupts Donkey by stepping on his foot, causing him to fall to the ground in pain. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. The crowd boos. Only an occasional torch lights the way. There is a montage of their journey. Fiona, still up in the tree, looks down. She notices a suit of armor that reminds her of Shrek. It's a compliment. And it is lovely! Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. Shrek brushes the cloak onto the floor, while the birds come back to place a wreath of flowers on Donkey's head. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! Turn! DONKEY: You know what? MERRYMEN: That's bad. Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. I heard enough last night. People of Duloc! (Donkey stays silent). The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. Just as Shrek nears the door to his home, Donkey jumps in front of him. DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. SHREK: Oh, I understand. Don't get all slobbery. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. 26m. Look I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Shrek, I'm gonna die. FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. Her look turns from nervousness to bemusement, and she awkwardly smiles. BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. It's hideous! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. part 1 part 2. Donkey blushes, causing Fiona to chuckle and Shrek to roll his eyes. SHREK: Quest? ButSHHHHHH. I sure as heck ain't no coward. She thinks I'm a steed. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Listen to me! Donkey is frozen with fear, unable to tell who the figure is. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. What's your name? I'll never be stubborn again. -What have you got? SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. She reverts her attention back to the long-awaited Lord Farquaad. With Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. Blue flower, red thorns. You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. As the bishop talks we see Donkey through one of the windows as Shrek tosses him up so he can see. I respect that, Shrek. DONKEY: What are you talking about? I love Duloc, first of all. Captain, assemble your finest men. It wasn't no brimstone. Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. We've got a big day ahead of us. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. Donkey catches up to Shrek as he his walking away. Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. Have at him! Here's what we know. SHREK: (sigh) Okay, fine. But I like you anyway. That really made me feel good to see that. DONKEY: Man, isn't this romantic? Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. SHREK: Come on, Donkey. Donkey jumps after them. Three! Look at my eye twitchin'. DONKEY: "I can't wait to get on the road again. No! -Next! Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can landetc. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. Oh. DONKEY: And you know what else? I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. Shrek lands on Donkey and bumps him out of Dragon's grasp just as she is about to kiss him, and she instead kisses Shrek's butt. Help! DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. Look, there's Bloodnut the Flatulent. DONKEY: Ah! A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" Donkey: Yes, roomie? FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). You could recite an epic poem for me. If we need you, I'll whistle. Dragon ends up in front of them and breathes fire. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Shrek looks past her and spots a group approaching. Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. SHREK: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. There are those who thinklittle of him. Several of the characters from the movie made their way into the musical, but that doesn't mean they all stayed the same. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. DONKEY: (as he's done singing and we fade to black) Oh, that's funny. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. SHREK: Okay! Unfortunately there is a crack in the stone and it hits Shrek right in the groin. His eyes cross and as he reaches the bottom of the slide, he groans and stumbles off. The sooner, the better. The fields of Duloc stretch out before before, and further in the distance stands the Duloc Castle. He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. Yes, do it. Fiona demonstrates her martial arts skills and easily defeats up every last Merryman. Tutorial. It sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared. SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. You're not that ugly. Parfaits. Shrek picks him up and throws him over his shoulder, and the three continue on their journey. Fiona grabs Donkey's head and pulls it down to her. Shut. Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. Come on, give it up for Snow White! Good night. Fiona opens the door and watches him walk away. FIONA: But Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merrymen pop out from the bushes. Do you know what that thing can do to you? In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. And that's when you say, "I object!". Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. They thought they was all of that. Right? Behind her Donkey tumbles his way down the hill. As they walk away from the crowd Shrek grabs the torch from a dwarf cheering them on, who refuses to let go. (He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks). Shrek: You're bothering me. I'll see you drawn and quartered! Your welcome is officially worn out! You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. SHREK: Oh! Shrek lets go of the chain and the chandelier falls onto her head, which acts as a collar around her neck. We can keep going. Fiona starts a playful shoving match with Shrek, with Shrek ultimately flinging her into the bushes. Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. She lands with a back flip in front of Shrek and Donkey. Cut it out! That one there? I love to talk. SHREK&&1&SCRIPT& 2& MAN&1& Whoa.Holdon.Doyouknowwhatthatthingcandotoyou? She enters the cave and puts the bark door up behind her. Get up! You are ugly. SHREK: Stop singing! 20% Off with code OUTDOORSALE (sniffs) It's brimstone. I could feel it. FARQUAAD: No, I have a better idea. SHREK: Love me? DONKEY: Don't feel bad, Princess. Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp. ), FARQUAAD: I've tried to be fair to you creatures. DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. Do you know the muffin man? {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes onions. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. DONKEY: Stairs? GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. DONKEY: Cool. The whole congregation laughs. Fiona wakes up and looks at him lying on the floor unconscious. I was talkin' to you. Get him! SHREK: Oh, no. I said I like it FIONA: Good morning. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! Shrek lets out a loud belch. Shrek heaves a deep sigh. That's Duloc. No one must ever know. I-It's very late. This shall be the norm until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form.". Doesn't that bother you? Understand? DONKEY: All right! Donkey stops by a river where he finds Dragon crying, both of them happy to see each other. What are you doing? SHREK: Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king! Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? The Script: https://imsdb.com/scripts/Shrek.html Amazon Music Unlimited FREE 30 DAYS: http://www.getamazonmusic.com/RAZZLE GUESTS Grant Turner: ht. SHREK: Men of Farquaad's stature are inshort supply. End of story. DONKEY: Shrek there's something about her you don't know. 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